Allow me to pay tribute to a stand-up comedian famous for one-liners delivered in rapid-fire, Henny Youngman. Youngman usually plays violin as an interlude in his performances on stage. He was so much different from today’s stand-up comedians in that he had a generally inoffensive, friendly style. The following came from him. Thanks to funny2.com.
**Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.” She said, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “You did it last week!”
**A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
**The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.” Mrs. Cohen answered “So did my arthritis!”
**The Doctor says “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?”
**The patient says “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” “Then don’t do that!”
**The doctor says to the patient, “Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window”. “What will that do?” asks the patient. The doctor says “I’m mad at my neighbor!”
**A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks “Doc, how do I stand?” The doctor says “That’s what puzzles me!”
**”Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?” The doctor says “Limp!”
**A man goes to a psychiatrist “Nobody listen to me!” The doctor says “Next!”
**A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says “You’re crazy” The man says “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you’re ugly too!”
**”Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.” “Don’t answer!”
**Nurse: “Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office”. Doctor: “Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in.”
**I know a guy who had his doctor say “take some weight off, go to a health club.” This man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
**A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
Friends from Everywhere
The Queen and Her Fairies
hopped! =)
hi maam, hope to see you soon…thanx for the being nice to me…take care and godbless you always
always,
melanie
well i like watchinh your movies with John he is cute and adorable and I wish that you could be real life lovers anywae that depend on your own decisions.
nice hearing from you well I am from Samoa a small country in the South Pacific but for now I think being you is very important because everybody dream to meet diff people and to act to give them many important themes to to learn from it I remeber that mae mother told me that we learn from movies sometimes we do not prefer what they did but we learn from it. nice hearing from you well please hit back.
nice to meet you, may God bless
hi there wel it is nice being fiends with other people. for meh I would loke to say hi and hellow nice hearing from your blog anywae I hope taht everything is doing fine love you always and may God bless.
hi there from Turkey 
nice evening 
hi bea, i jst wanted to know kung anong name ng bus ung sinakyan mo from caticlan to iloilo? would u mind giving me more info bout your caticlan-iloilo tour, need the exact place were we can ride the bus, coz were planning to have a trip same as yours,. hope u can help us.. please.. please.. thanks!! here’s my email summer_girl_dc@yahoo.com
hello! very interesting links here. care to ex-links?
hey hey, happy heart’s day!
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‘neng! san ka na? happy new year ha? paramdam ka naman!
hi bea! happy new year!!!
happy new year Bey!
Happy New YEAR!!!!
Merry Christmas
May you and your family have a blissful, meaningful and joyful Christmas! God bless!
hello bea. i lost my link here
My dearest bea, na received ko na card mo…thank you so very much! Ang ganda mo sumulat…kasing ganda mo thank you talaga ok…have a wonderful Christmas and New Year. Ingat lagi. *hugs*
i know everything’s well with you .. hugs see ya!
hi, nice blog here. care to exchange links?
yoohooooo!!!!! *pinches bea and tries to wake her up*
